Most people live ordinary lives. They go to school. They go to work. They come home and watch televsion or chat on the internet to men who pretend to be women. But not Chompo.

While most dogs are sleeping on the floor or drinking water from the toilet, Chompo sails the oceans with her friends, travels through time in a special ice chest and chases hobgoblins through the stars flying on the back of a three headed panda bear.

When she is not on adventures, Chompo is a star of the stage and screen. She has been in many live shows performing stunts and comedy, as well as numerous filmed appearances. Below are some selected projects created for this site, and others.

OBEY THE SIGNS ...and LIVE!
Signs. They're everywhere you look, telling you something urgent, explaining the rules. Why? If you don't obey the signs, something could happen to you. Something terrible.

Chompo plays a dog who can't control her own fecal disposal - no matter what the signs say.

FESTIVALS
Century City Film Festival 2004
TROMADACE 2004
Los Angeles Cacophony Society's 5 MINUTE FILM FESTIVAL "WINNER"
Academy Awards 2005 "Official Submission"
Running Time: 4:30
Obey the Signs Webpage

Good Girls of the Century?
Talented songwriter, Matt Patterson, composed and performs a song (640k) on his autoharp about a contest called "Good Girl of the Century" he holds for his two dogs. But do either of these dogs really qualify for an award when they've been caught being bad in this video? It makes more sense if you hear the song first.
Running time: 1:26
Lo-Fi (modems) 876 KB
Hi-Fi (DSL, cable) 2.8 MB

DOWNLOAD all 10 DOG SONGS!
songs for Chompo and Grüen(7 min.)
1) Good Girls of the Century
2) Chomp Chomp Chomp Gruen
3) Grueny is a Good Girl
4) Chompos Go With Lunch
5) favorite Dogz
6) Chompsie Dootle
7) Good good Girls!
8) Cold as Chomp
9) Gruen, Come Home
10) Wild Dogs
11) Good Girls of the Century Reprise

EL CULO NEGRO RETURNS!
Vice Presidential candidate, EL CULO NEGRO, reveals his plans for the 2000 election. Chompo appears as "El Perro Feo" and explodes a helicopter.
Lo-Fi (modems) 2.6 MB
Hi-Fi (DSL, cable) 8.7 MB

Caught in the Act!
The Weekly Star Reporter claims to have caught some of the performers of Ooze in various acts of scandal. Discover our most hidden desires caught on tape. (This segment is the opening to the Live Ooze 'CELEBRITY' show)
Hi-Fi (DSL, cable) 3.9 MB

GOIN' TO THE DOG SHOW
Editor Matt takes his dog, EVIL GRUEN to a "doggie convention". Dog Photographers, Dog Poop-picker-uppers, Dog Psychics, three legged terror-dogs and more. This one the whole family can enjoy! (pre-Chompo video)(2.6 Mb)